November 26, 2011 • 1 note
In 1996, Republican Bob Dole was the oldest major party nominee in American History, proving that age ain’t nothin’ but a number… …but you definitely shouldn’t try to stage dive if you’re 73 years old. (DISCLAIMER: Bob Dole is an American Hero.  Bob Dole is a good man.  Bob Dole is one of the nicest Presidential candidates we’ve ever had.  Bob Dole was pragmatic and open to compromise.  Bob Dole is indestructible.)

In 1996, Republican Bob Dole was the oldest major party nominee in American History, proving that age ain’t nothin’ but a number…

…but you definitely shouldn’t try to stage dive if you’re 73 years old.

(DISCLAIMER: Bob Dole is an American Hero.  Bob Dole is a good man.  Bob Dole is one of the nicest Presidential candidates we’ve ever had.  Bob Dole was pragmatic and open to compromise.  Bob Dole is indestructible.)

November 25, 2011 • 3 notes
Just posting this gives me douche chills.

Just posting this gives me douche chills.

November 22, 2011 • 6 notes
Nice to see you, too, Vice President Rockefeller. Hey, look on the bright side, that’s not the worst thing a Vice President from New York could do to you…

Nice to see you, too, Vice President Rockefeller.

Hey, look on the bright side, that’s not the worst thing a Vice President from New York could do to you…

November 22, 2011 • 3 notes
Oh?  How did that turn out?

Oh?  How did that turn out?